Yes, those who eat shit too. Or those who catch waves (I'm sure your mom thinks so at least). Made of super strong 4 way stretch material hand picked and tested by us!
Because our dad said we had to. Otherwise we'd definitely use sweatshops and child labor. Good thing pops is a nice guy.
What to stash? Wax, beer money, car keys, or turtle eggs (you're going to be a mom, yay!!). We have zipper pockets because we're sure if your beer money falls out, we're getting sued.
The Kinda Fancy Collection